Year in school?
Sophomore
Oh, a youngin’, eh? When’s your birthday?
January 19th, 1992, thank you very much.
Of course. And what are you majoring in?
Psychology, my friend.
First, I’m not your friend. Second, what’s your voice part?
Tenor 1
Lovely. What kind of music do you listen to?
Well, I have a little bit of everything, but I’m usually listening to James Morrison, Jason Mraz, Aerosmith, Gavin Degraw, John Mayer, or Queen.
I see… Tell me an interesting fact about yourself.
I was born as a dragon. I can blow smoke any time.
I don’t believe you, you lying scoundrel.
(Scott blows smoke)
It… can’t be! That is literally the coolest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
I get that a lot.
Alright. Next question. What are some things you like?
Let’s see… Puppies, bunnies, kittens, iced tea, playing piano, football, singing (of course), Christmas, track and field, smiling, Will Smith movies, saying the word “lady,” The Colbert Report, reading classic literature, and being called Scotty.
Okay Scotty. How about some dislikes?
Okey doke. I dislike unapproved nicknames, country music, poodles, diet sodas, potato salad, things that smell bad, and my brother Steven.
Really?
No… I actually love my brother Steven.
Cute. So, how might one contact you if he or she felt inclined to do so?
By email, of course! Contact me at srausch12@gmail.com. I’ll even reply!!
Exciting. Well that’s all I have for questions. I guess this is goodbye.
Goodbye, my friend, I will cherish this moment forever.
I’m not your friend…
Shhh… just take it.
