Year in school?
May 21, 1993
Stillman Valley, Illinois
And what is your major?
Well I’m actually quadruple majoring in math, physics, engineering, and music, with a minor in saving the world.
Wow, that’s amazing……
Yeah, I like to think of it as just making the world a better place one step at a time….. And I take pretty darn big steps.
Well, your majesty, what other things do you like to do?
Please, enough with the majesty thing. I get that enough already.
Sorry…. So Isaac, what do you like to do in your free time?
Well, I am a major sports fan-I love playing soccer, basketball, baseball, football, golf, and tennis, as well as watching all of those on the TV. I also like to play the piano, sing (weird huh?), eat, sleep, run, ski, snowboard, wakeboard, tube, and chill with mfgf.
Very interesting…. So how much can you bench?
450. On a bad day.
Holy smokes….. What is the secret to your success?
Well, it’s too dangerous to share over a public network, but if you email me at firstname.lastname@example.org I might tell you. You probably won’t turn out like me though. Just sayin.
I’ll do that! Have you ever played Michael Jordan in a game of 1 on 1?
Yeah. Beat him 11 to 1. I tripped when he had the ball one time so he got an easy layup.
I also smoked Michael Vick in a dog racing match.
This is the most amazing interview I’ve ever had…. I think I’m going to call it quits so I can savor this moment.
Well it’s about time! I have to go save Ukraine from a nuclear bomb attack!
Well good luck, sir!
Thank you. Thank you.